MARCEL CHRISTMAS!

Standing under the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Plaza last night it hit me; you've either got to be a millionaire or a high-class hooker to afford living in Manhattan. I'm neither so, naturally, I fell into a deep depression fantasizing about how I'd decorate our house for the holidays if I had the funds to do it right. After a lovely meal with my sister-in-law, I hopped the train home where I came face to face with reality, staring me in the eye. A holiday ad for Target hung on the train wall in front of me so, to kill time and ward off my depression, I jumped on my Blackberry and logged onto Target.com. I was excited to learn Marcel Wanders (designer to the rich and famous) has entered the real world and designed a line of housewares for Target. His modern, edgy, trendy patterns (shown above at the Tokyo Design Show) translate beautifully to his pieces; from vases to martini glasses, goblets to goodies, while his line is designed for the masses, it's fit for rich asses! My favorite...his porcelain holiday dinner plate collection for $19.99. So whether you're a Rockefeller or just a plain old feller, you too can have a happy, rich holiday season!

TIME TO COMPLETE TASK: Order now for 5 day delivery!

COST: Most of Marcel's collection is only available at www.target.com. Spend more than $50 and shipping is free! Porcelain 4 piece dinner plate set: $19.99

STRESS LEVEL: Enjoying a Merry Christmas thanks to Marcel: LOW