I SCREAMED, THEY SCREAMED

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we have to apply sunscreen. Why? Because it means bathing suit season is upon us! Finding the perfect bathing suit wasn't a problem (www.hm.com/us has great sales), it was finding the perfect body..or lighting..to slip into the suit that brought tears to my eyes. When the dressing room door at H&M slipped open to reveal my topless body the customers in line screamed in horror...I looked like a pale, nude version of Anna Nicole Smith in her heavier years. I was horrified. After deciding to blame it on Joe for all of the delicious desserts he makes (and with customers knocking on the dressing room door), I decided to pull myself together and find an alternative to laying out topless this summer (at least until I shed a few pounds). So, I went home, logged onto http://www.graeters.com/ and ordered some of my favorite ice cream, pulled on a moo-moo and sat in the corner licking my wounds...and a delicious mound of ice cream!

DON'T SCREAM!

Whether you're searching for the perfect birthday gift, throwing a fourth of July party or just looking for something a little different, give the best ice cream in the country a try! Produced in Ohio, the ice cream is shipped over-night (to most areas..some take 48 hours) in Styrofoam coolers. The flavors are delicious and last forever! Embrace the fat..content..and dive in!

TIME TO COMPLETE TASK: Five minutes to place order, 48 hours for delivery

COST: $50 (order online at www.graeters.com)

STRESS LEVEL: Staying out of the heat, LOW