F-BOMB

One more thing I've learned about New Yorkers this week: they love to say F#CK! Newswoman, Sue Simmons, slipped on-air and said the four-letter word during a live broadcast, New York City cab drivers are now fined for using profanity and todays papers report that the NYPD is under attack for its use of excessive "F-words." Admittedly, I used the "F" word this week too when I walked into our kitchen and found ants crawling everywhere.

CLEAN UP YOUR ACT:

Instead of washing my mouth out with soap, I put our dog food in air-tight glad containers, wiped down our counters and purchased RAID ant traps. It's a sure fire way to get rid of the F*CKING things!

TIME TO COMPLETE TASK: Five minutes

COST: $4.99

STRESS LEVEL: No more F'ing ants, LOW